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30 DAY MUSIC CHALLENGE C-C-COMBO POST: Days 12 and 13

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DAY 12: A SONG FROM A BAND YOU HATE

“Young” ~ Hollywood Undead

I…I just don’t know. This beyond terrible, this is uber-terrible. This is not what doves crying sounds like, this is the sound of doves being shoved in a chipper shredder while someone scrapes their nails on a chalkboard in approval. Imagine a thousand dogs locked in a small metal box. Now imagine if that box is heated slowly from the outside, one degree for every minute that has passed. As the dogs wail in pain and misery, it would not even come close to this travesty. You want to try to sing like this? Swallow broken glass and as it tears your esophagus to fleshy ruin, have Chuck Norris deliver a super sonic roundhouse to your vocal chords. As you gurgle up a bloody, painful vomit cocktail of anguish and despair, you would sound only a tenth of Hollywood Undead.

DAY 13 – A SONG THAT IS A GUILTY PLEASURE

“Always” ~ Erasure

The world seems bleak and barren, a cesspool of torment and shattered hope. Your tears run down your face and everything seems lost and forgotten. You can taste the bitter palette of failure, as your knees begin to wobble and buckle from the crushing weight of stress. You close your eyes and wait for the sweet kiss of everlasting silence, but instead of the swift judgement of the grim reaper, you hear something else.

You hear laughter.

Opening your eyes, you see you are surrounded by thick, rolling hills of greenery. The sky is a most wonderful shade of blue, with trees offering ripe, lush fruit for you to consume. A brilliant rainbow dances across the sky, sparkling as if it were made from diamonds from all the hues of the spectrum. Birds chirp in magical symphonies of delight and wonderment. As you are awestruck by this amazing display of gentleness and joy, a mighty Unicorn steed runs next to you and nuzzles you. At that moment he mind-links with you, filling your gloom with mind-rays of power and positivity.

“Always, I will be with you.” he says.

“Always?” you reply, slightly unsure.

“Always I wanna be with you, and make-believe with you and live in harmony, harmony OHHHH LOOVVVVVEEE.”

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Written by MrZissman

07/18/2011 at 1:40 PM

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